Here lies phrases which I've previously said that were so far detached from their original meaning that I felt they deserved to be immortalised on my website!
| Phrase | Definition |
|---|---|
| Worgtob | Mis-spoken version of "worktop" |
| Borgwot | Mangled version of "Worgtob" |
| aoon | Mistyped version of "soon" |
| sgon | Misspoken version of "scone" |
| Tlamkl | "Tank" but horribly mutated |
| Jogle | Version of "Google" from a gif |
| ip plaint text | "in plain text" but typed too fast |